Cand esti cioara, esti cioara

M-am cacat pe mine de ras la stirea asta.

Zdreanta asta a ajuns in tribunal si-a fost gasita vinovata in unanimitate de catre aia. Ca a mintit ca nu era ea la volan cand au luat-o camerele conducand cu 41 la ora in zona de 30 la ora.

Ca sa-ntelegeti cat de proasta e, sa vedem care-i pedeapsa daca recunosti ca ai comis-o:

If you plead guilty
You’ll have to pay a £100 fine and have 3 points added to your licence, unless you’re given the option to attend a speed awareness course.

If you pay the fine, how you pay depends on where you were caught speeding. You can:

pay the fine online in England and Wales or check the ticket for other ways to pay

Da, ba. Ori te duci la un curs de “uite ce naspa e viteza” (a patit-o o fosta colega; a trebuit vreo 2 zile sa vada numai filme cu cadavre ca avusese 36 la ora in zona de 30 lol), ori te ard aia cu 100 de lire. Now, 100 de lire poate parea o suma, da’ chiar nu e. Serios. E mai nasol cu punctele de pe permis, ca-ti creste asigurarea. Da’ nu-i un dezastru.

Numai ca cioara a fost tot cioara, evident

In July 2018, Onasanya was charged by Cambridgeshire Police with perverting the course of justice in relation to two speeding incidents which occurred in 2017.

The first charge alleged that she was driving the vehicle during a speeding incident on 24 July 2017 but that, with her brother Festus Onasanya, she had claimed that someone else was driving. The second charge concerned a speeding incident on 23 August 2017 when Festus is alleged to have been the one driving. Her brother was charged with three counts, two relating to the same incidents as his sister and a third relating to an incident on 17 June 2017.

She appeared at Westminster Magistrates’ Court on 12 July 2018.

Onasanya said on 27 July 2018 that she “will be robustly defending” herself and that she “strongly refutes any suggestions that I have broken the law”. On 13 August 2018 at the Old Bailey, she pleaded not guilty to the one charge against her, relating to an alleged offence in Thorney, Cambridgeshire in July 2017. Her trial date was set for 12 November 2018.

A week before he was due to face trial with his sister, Festus Onasanya admitted three counts of perverting the course of justice. At the first trial, Onasanya said she did not know who was driving on 24 July 2017. She said that she initially mistakenly assumed that she could not have been driving the car on 24 July 2017 due to political commitments and left a Notice of Intended Prosecution’ (NIP) to be dealt with by whoever had been driving. Her brother, she said, then likely returned the form claiming someone else had been driving. She said she now realised that she did have an appointment that would be consistent with her being the driver but could not remember whether she kept the appointment.

On 26 November 2018, the jury at her trial was dismissed as it was unable to reach a verdict.

In a retrial in December 2018, she was found guilty of perverting the course of justice. She will be sentenced alongside her brother on a date yet to be determined. Following her conviction, she was suspended from the Labour party, which called on her to resign as an MP.

Ca sa ne-ntelegem, salariul unui MP este de 77k. Peste aia 77k mai au si diverse allowances si cheltuieli decontate, inclusiv chiria, daca-i cazul; unu’ chiar si-a renovat casa pe banii prostilor, lol; de fapt, mai multi.

Eh, si s-a vazut cioara din Nigeria ajunsa-n UK. Si nu oricum, ci MP. Gen tot tribul ei n-a vazut intr-o viata cat lua asta intr-o luna. Viata dulce and shit. Si pula mea, au prins-o aia cu viteza. Ba, sincer, se mai intampla. Eu n-am luat amenzi de viteza din 98 sau 99, da’ intr-o zi voi lua cu certitudine, ca, plm, uneori ma grabesc si ma cam doare-nspre pula de reguli and shit.

Dar, coaie…COAIE!!! Cum pula mea sa-ti bagi pula-n tot – pozitie, bani, gravy train…ca sa economisesti 200-300 de lire. Ca si daca o facea fra-su, amenda tot trebuia platita. Practic, diferenta era la asigurare. I-o cresteau aia cu 200-300 de lire in cel mai rau caz. De banii aia o sa se duca la puscarie. Nu, serios. Si putea sa plateasca acolo 100 de lire amenda si haaaai 300 de lire “la anul” in plus pe asigurare. Dar nu. Cioara nu si nu. Ce, ea-i proasta…?

…aparent, da.